Post by Jamie on May 11, 2014 16:17:54 GMT 10
JWA is proudly sponsored by... WF.
"Welcome to Spring Breakdown!"
"Welcome to Spring Breakdown!"
Justin Roberts: Welcome everybody to the JWA/WF crossover event, SPRING BREAKDOWN!
*crowd cheers*
Vince McMahon: Welcome everyone! I'm Vince McMahon and next to me is my broadcast partner Matt Striker!
Matt Striker: My pleasure to be here live, Vince. Let's get this underway!
*crowd cheers*
Roberts: Introducing first, he is the Intercontinental Champion, Evan Bourne!
Striker: What an ovation for this young high-flyer!
McMahon: I'll admit, he's one of my favourite champions.
*crowd boos and Fandango's*
Roberts: Introducing second, the challenger, accompanied by Summer Rae, Faaahhhnn-Dahhnn-Goooo!
Striker: She, I mean, he is my favourite in ring performer!
McMahon: Boy, that rear...
McMahon: Here we go! Woo! I'm excited! Yeah!
*bell rings and crowd cheers*
Striker: The bell rings and we commence!
McMahon: Wooooooo!!!!
McMahon: Duh-duh-duh, duh-duh!
Striker: Showboating from Fandango, Bourne's ticked off.
*boo*
Striker: Bourne with the roll-up!
Striker: One...
McMahon: No!
Striker: Two...
McMahon: No!
Striker: Kick-out!
McMahon: Yes! Yes! Yes! Da da, da da!
McMahon: Wow, what a dropkick!
Striker: What's he doing here?
McMahon: Yes!
Striker: I think he's going for the leg dr...
McMahon: THE SUPER DUPER FANDANGO LEG DROP YES MY GOODNESS YES I LOVE IT!!
Striker: Fandango connects!
McMahon: YES! HE CONNECTS! LIGHTS OUT! LIGHTS OUT!
McMahon: IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! THE COVER! COUNT TO FIFTY!
Striker: Fandango's done it! The new champion!
Roberts: The winner, and your NEEWWW, INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Faahhhnn-Daahhnn-Gooooo!
McMahon: HE'S DONE IT! MY GOODNESS, THE WRESTLING GODS ARE HERE!
Striker: JBL's gone, he's in Florida now, get over it.
McMahon: SHUT UP STRIKER! NO ONE GETS THAT JOKE!
McMahon: What a beautiful sight.
Striker: Well, thanks for joining u...
McMahon: What on earth...
Striker: It's Evolution!
McMahon: MY GOODNESS!
McMahon: I think Orton wants a piece of Fandango's new belt!
Striker: Well, we'll see what happens next time. Thanks for joining us folks!
McMahon: I SEE THE LINE IN THE SAND, EVOLUTION!